The Bear Facts
Two hunters rented an RV from Cruise America to take on their bear hunting trip. It was early the morning after their arrival that one of the hunters decided to go scouting for bear while the other stayed home to get things organized and make some breakfast.
Right after the first hunter set up an observation area, he spotted a huge grizzly bear and took his shot. The bullet just grazed the bear and did very little damage, and the enraged grizzly came charging at the him. Panicked, he threw his rifle and ran towards the RV as fast as he could.
Despite his surprising speed, the bear was gaining ground. Just before the hunter reached the open door of the rental motorhome, he fell onto the ground, which tripped the bear, who went tumbling over him and rolled right into the RV.
Jumping to his feet, the first hunter quickly slammed the motorhome door, yelling to his friend, “You skin this one and I’ll go look for another!”
State the Obvious
Two friends rented a class C motorhome from Cruise America. The weather was so perfect, the men decided to camp outside in a tent they had pitched earlier.
Once they had both laid down, the man nudged his buddy and asked him to to gaze into the sky and tell him what he sees.
The man looked up and said, “I see a vast and glorious sky, filled with sparkling stars and planets. I also see that there are sparse clouds and a ring around the moon.”
“And what does that indicate to you?” asked the first man.
“I guess it means that we may get some rain later on,” said the friend. “What does it indicate to you?”
“Well, I think it’s pretty obvious. It indicates to me that somebody stole our tent!”
Holy Bathroom Commode!
There was an elderly lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning an RV trip to Florida, so she wrote to a particular RV park, asking for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t quite know how to ask about the toilet facilities. She just couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter.
After a great deal of thought, she finally came up with the old-fashioned term BATHROOM COMMODE. But when she wrote that down, she still thought it sounded too forward. So, she started all over again, rewrote the entire letter referring to the bathroom commode merely as the BC: “Does the campground have it’s own BC?” is what she actually ended up writing. Well, the campground owner wasn’t old-fashioned at all, so when he received the letter, he just couldn’t figure out what the woman was talking about. That “BC” thing really stumped him, until he realized she must mean the Baptist Church. He sat down and wrote the following reply:
I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take pleasure in informing you that there is a BC located nine miles north of the campground. It’s large enough to seat 200 people at one time. I know it seems like a long ways away … especially if you go frequently. There are several people that take their lunches along and make a day of it. They usually arrive early and stay late. It is such a beautiful facility and the acoustics are marvelous…even the normal delivery sounds can be heard. The last time my wife and I went was a week-and-a-half ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there. It may interest you to know that right now a supper is planned to raise money to buy more seats. They are going to hold it in the basement of the BC. I would like to say it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it surely is no lack of desire on my part. As we grow old, it seems to be more of an effort, particularly in cold weather. If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks. Remember, this is a friendly community.
At Cruise America, we have a great sense of humor. So great, in fact, that we can laugh at jokes … even if they’re pointed directly at us! What we REALLY love, though, is getting to watch as people drive away in their RV rentals for the first time. We know what a good time they are in for, and that makes us very happy.