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Cruise America is all business when it comes to setting you up and making you comfortable in one of our class C motorhomes. But we also love to laugh, so we thought we’d share a little RV humor with you … enjoy!

Speedy Senior Citizen

A police officer pulled over an elderly woman who was driving a Cruise America rental RV.

Policeman: “Ma’am, you are driving mighty slow for being out here on the highway. The speed limit is 65 MPH.”

Lady: “Officer, I have seen several signs that said 22, not 65.”

Policeman: “Ma’am, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on.”

Lady: “Oh dear, silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I’ll be more careful from now on.”

Just then the cop looked into the RV and noticed that there were five other elderly ladies in the RV … all of them were shaking like leaves, looking scared and nervous.

Policeman: “Ma’am, why do your passengers look so scared?”

Lady: “Oh, we just got off Highway 119!”

Happy Birthday, Sucker!

A couple was celebrating their 60th birthdays by taking a trip in a Cruise America rental RV. They were both born in the same month, in the same year. During their trip to the beach, they stumbled across a magical lamp in the sand. When they opened it, a Genie popped out and told them that he would grant them each one wish.

The wife was so excited, and blurted out, “Since I have traveled extensively in the U.S., I’d like to visit Europe.” The genie waved his arm and two airline tickets appeared in her hand.

It was then the husband’s turn. He thought for a minute, then said with a scheming look, “I’d love to have a woman 30 years younger than me.” The genie waved his arm, and poof, the man turned 90!

Puppy Love

A man was walking through the RV park when he saw a dog stand up and start growling. He had been sitting next to a man reading in a lawn chair next to his Cruise America RV.

“Excuse me,” said the man walking, “Does your dog bite?”

The man looked over his newspaper and said, “Nope, my dog is as gentle as a kitten.”

The man continued walking by the site, when the dog jumped up and lunged, grabbing a hunk of his leg in his teeth. Once he pulled his leg out of the dog’s mouth, he yelled at the relaxed camper, “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite.”

The relaxed RVer said, “That ain’t my dog.”

Pregnant No More!

A young, pregnant RVer was involved in a serious traffic accident. Because she was in a sturdy Cruise America RV, she survived, but was in a coma. When she came to, she was in the hospital, and no longer pregnant.

She asked the doctor what happened, and he said, “You had twins … a boy and a girl. They are healthy and happy, and your brother named them for you.”

The perplexed new mother said, “My brother? Oh no, he is not all there, if you know what I mean! What did he name them?”

The doctor said, “Well, he named the girl Denise.”

“Oh,” said the mother, “I guess that’s not so bad. What did he name the boy?”

“Denephew,” replied the doctor!

Romance Never Gets Old

An elderly RVing couple were sitting cozily in their Cruise America RV, when the woman started to feel affectionate. She said to her husband, “Remember when you used to sit so close to me?” The husband moved over and sat close to her.

The woman then asked, “Do you remember when you would hold me tight?” The husband wrapped his arms around her and held her tight.

She continued, “Do you remember when you used to kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, the husband got up and walked out of the room.

“Where are you going, dear?” asked the woman. “Well,” he said, “If I’m gonna be nibblin’ on your ear, I’ve got to get my teeth!”

The holiday season is upon us, and here at Cruise America, we want to remind you that as you prepare for the year ahead, don’t forget to set time aside for smiles and laughter … it really is the best medicine!

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